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Santa Claus is coming to town, Sat Dec 22nd 2007 

SantaCon 07

Dec 22nd - Denver Con

starts at the 29th/welton park -n-ride 1pm and ends at the "afterparty" 2430 Gaylord.

in between, the sleigh driver has graciously offered to pick your lame asses up at two other times/locations.

3:30pm broadway at the capitol. we plan to "protest" bring placards that say "santa's against it!" or "_____ for it!".

Last pick up will be at the broadway Park-n-ride 7:30pm.

Those that can't make the sleigh ...the santa soiree on gaylord starts around 9pm.

(Driving Directions from 2430 Gaylord St, Denver, CO to 29th St & Welton St, Denver, CO)

*be prepared to take public transportation or a cab if you have to exit early or the sleigh isn't moving fast enough or in your preferred trajectory.

 

ADVICE FROM SANTA

  • Drink water after every alcoholic drink (remember marathon, not sprint.)
  • eat FOOD - plenty of opportunities this year
  • keep a Santa buddy, two actually. have thier digits handy.
  • if anyone asks - SANTA'S in charge
  • have handy excuses for why you're dressed like that
    If the Police or rent-o-cops ask you to leave, do so. (it's the hanging around where you're not wanted that gets you in trouble.)
  • wear layers
  • bring a backback- it holds extra clothing, toys, agenda, cell phone, money, flask & nibbles

Things to bring:

  1. Santa Suit or some xmas themed attire. No, a santa hat is not enough.
  2. id - we will be going to locations that are 21+
  3. Dollar bills for strippers, bartendar tips, & public transpo (in case you want to leave before the sleigh)
  4. $5 donation for the sleigh (the sleigh gets 3 miles to the gallon, if you can donate more...that would be swell)

Feel free to try texting if necessary : Saint A Clause can be reached at 303 717-2780 or you can try the sleigh driver, Daud

were famous AND respectable!

If you don't have any gifts made already, try stickers & candy for kids and condoms for adults.

photos from 06:

Rev TTT's

Gretchen's

Zaphod's